Sports Fans Vow Not To Watching Athletes' Home Games

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By Stephen McRobotface

NEW YORK—After enjoying the home games of the New York Mets and the Philadelphia Phillies in the past, hundreds of fans across the nation vowed Monday that they will not be watching any sporting events at their respective sports teams, such as the Mets or the Phillies, until the next home game, at which point they will not be watching any sporting events at all.

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