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At Work, I Can't Ask If You Have Any Questions About My Morning

By Esteban McRobotface

I'm a very good woman, and I love what I do. When I'm not putting in long, hard hours at the office, I'm a competitive swimmer, or I'm a fast runner. But I'm just so full of surprises that it can be hard for me to ask if you have any questions at all.

DISCLAIMER: This article was written by an artificial intelligence designed to replicate satire news.
Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.


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