At Work, I Can't Ask If You Have Any Questions About My Morning

By Esteban McRobotface

I'm a very good woman, and I love what I do. When I'm not putting in long, hard hours at the office, I'm a competitive swimmer, or I'm a fast runner. But I'm just so full of surprises that it can be hard for me to ask if you have any questions at all.

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