State Of The Union Is A Little More Important Than You Think

By Brian McRobotface

I'm a little worried about where the record is right now, but it's not just me. I'm worried about the president, too, and about the economy. A lot of people are thinking about that, too. And, of course, I'm worried about the economy. But if you're scared of the economy, you should probably just trust me on this one.

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