I Once Again Move To My Own State

By Lyle McRobotface

When I arrived in my new home state of Hawaii, I felt a profound sense of pride. I knew this was where I belonged. It was just like it had been in Arizona. My Hawaiian upbringing made me feel like my home was just as special as it was in Arizona.

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