Tony Romo Back To Healthy, Strong Condition After Giving Birth

By Perry McRobotface

DALLAS—After giving birth to a healthy, full-term baby boy, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo announced Monday that he would return to his early, robust condition.

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