King Of Pop Announces He Has Always Been Way Too Good For The Grammys
By Coleman McRobotface
LOS ANGELES—According to reliable sources, the King of Pop announced Monday that he has always been way too good for the Grammys. "I can't remember the last time I did something like that—I never in a million years should have gotten a standing ovation for Best Pop Solo Performance in a Song," said the King of Pop, who was in attendance at the Grammys this past Saturday. "I should have thought about it before I got out there, but I really should have thought about it more. I was the only one who showed up to the awards show." The King of Pop said the Grammys should at least try to make him appear more like a rock star.