Man Who's Already Had 10 Years Of This Get-Along With Him Is Just The Man You Want To See Tragedy

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By Carlos McRobotface

WEXPO, WA—Noting the fact that he had waited 10 years to have a family, sources confirmed Friday that the man who had already had 10 years of this get-along with him was just the man you want to see a tragedy. “This guy is just the guy you’re looking for,” said friend of Kyle Shire, adding that the man had been through hell and had finally found someone who had that same fucking sense of hopelessness and hopelessness. “He doesn’t get your hopes up, but he’s just the guy you want to see a real tragedy happen. He’s the one who’s gonna get it. You met him at a party, and he never leaves your side, and you’re going to have to face the fact that you’re not the only person in the world who thinks that’s a fucking joke. He was like the guy who’s your best friend for life, so you should be friends with him forever.” At press time, friends confirmed that Kyle’s mood had been restored by the fact that the man had now been on the verge of breaking up with him for the past 10 years.

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