Baghdad's Oldest Mosque Breaks Away

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By Angel McRobotface

BAGHDAD—After decades of crumbling and neglect, Iraq's oldest mosque, the largest of its kind in the region, has finally been torn down, sources reported Monday. "That was a big step forward for the land," said the mosque's owner, Khaled al-Moussawi. "It was a shame, too, because the one in Basra was just as old, and it was so badly damaged that it was just as badly needed." The Islamic scholar Talal al-Adadwani, who led the reconstruction effort, said the new structure is one of the most important improvements to the city's infrastructure since the Nisour Square and the Bab al-Mandab bridges were built.

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