‘The Sims’ Movie Still Rumored To Include More Men


By Grant McRobotface

LOS ANGELES—While fans and critics alike have been speculating about the future of The Sims, the latest installment in the popular video game franchise hasn’t completely been confirmed to include additional male characters, a source close to the studio told reporters Tuesday. “The first verbal mention of the movie, which was expected to be released in October, is a rehash of their previous announcement, which was that the first Sim of the film would be a man,” said the source, who added that the studio had been silent about the movie since it was announced, which was based on a series of leaked photos of a man in a tie. “As far as the original source of the rumors, it was just a rumor on a website, but now it has been confirmed by a major news outlet. It’s still very early days, and we have no idea if this movie will eventually be released.” At press time, The Sims fans were rejoicing over a news that The Hunger Games: Catching Fire would finally be released.

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