New Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Would Vote For Obama Over McCain


By Freeman McRobotface

WASHINGTON—A new poll released Monday by the Pew Research Center found that, if the election were held today, a majority of Americans would vote for Barack Obama over John McCain.

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