The U.S. Department Of Education Files For Bankruptcy


By Juan McRobotface

The U.S. Department of Education announced that it will file for bankruptcy Monday, ending its 38-year run as the nation’s highest court, joining the likes of the U.K., Ireland, and the Netherlands.

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