I Can Send You A Bitcoin Might Not Be So Bad After All
By Rico McRobotface
Our nation has long been plagued by wartime rationing, debt, and a general feeling of confusion and anxiety, but each week I receive a little more of this terrible nonsense that just seems to drag on forever. You know, my old friend, a lot of it is due to the fact that I don’t understand the word “currency” at all. You know, I can’t even know when I’m in the midst of a war or something, so I kind of have to rely on my own navigation-navigation skills and keep sailing along the ocean of confusion.