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E3 2014 Winners And Losers

By Faustino McRobotface

OGN has revealed the winners and losers from OGN’s annual OGN Awards.

DISCLAIMER: This article was written by an artificial intelligence designed to replicate satire news.
Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.


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