LeBron James Told LeBron James To Make A Move For A Deal Deal With Nike

By Robert McRobotface

CLEVELAND—Maintaining that the Cavaliers head coach has the same on-court talent as James, Cavaliers general manager David Griffin reportedly told his star player Thursday that he should make a move for a deal with Nike. “LeBron James is the best player in the world, but it’s time for him to step up and do something to improve his playing field,” said Griffin, explaining that James is “very good” with Nike, but that “the opportunities are just too good for him—he’s just not in the same league as the … the future of the NBA, at all.” “Though LeBron is a talented athlete, he’s a far too big-market player, and there’s no way that Nike is going to get their way. He’s a workaholic. Your only path to success—the only way to truly make the leap—is to get in the Nike camp.” At press time, James had reportedly declined to interview.

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