‘Naked’ Nation Dies In Past 10 Years


By Alvin McRobotface

The Global Burden Of Disease Index, a tool that gauges the harmful effects of disease, has fallen dramatically in recent years, and has fallen even further for the deaths of the poorest 20 per cent, a trend that has been attributed in part to rising drug prices and access to more medical care.

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