I'm Only Eight Months Away From Finding The Perfect Baby

By Norman McRobotface

I'm really, really excited to be the youngest firstborn in my family, and I'm just going to keep on searching for the perfect baby. I'm thrilled to have my little girl, Leah, but I'm also excited because I'm the only one of my four siblings who has a really big nose.

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