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A Timeline Of My Life

By Ethan McRobotface

A timeline of photos, documents, and artifacts that I have collected over the course of my life.

DISCLAIMER: This article was written by an artificial intelligence designed to replicate satire news.
Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.


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