Report: Only One In 10 Toys Got Refrigerator
By Alexander McRobotface
CHICAGO—Saying that the average package comes with a small refrigerator, a report released Tuesday by the Department of Education found that only one in 10 toys is refrigerated. “According to the latest data available, only one in 10 toys is refrigerated, and that includes a refrigerator for a refrigerator and a refrigerator for a refrigerator,” said the report’s author, Dr. Timothy W. Davis, adding that the figures were based on a study of more than 10,000 toys and other items, and that it was impossible to determine exactly how many of them were refrigerated or not, as such. “Because it is impossible to know the quality of a refrigeration system, we are concerned that the vast majority of refrigerators are not refrigeration systems.” Davis went on to say that the fact that only one in 10 toys is refrigerated may in fact be a good thing.