Obama Touting Nation’s Highest Impeachment As 'Statesman Of The Year'

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By Anthony McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Revealing that the impeachment process was the nation’s highest political affair, President Donald Trump declared “Statesman Of The Year” at a White House ceremony Saturday. “This is the highest political scandal in our nation’s history and the nation’s greatest public act of impropriety,” said Trump, who explained that the impeachment process was the nation’s highest political scandal in history and the nation’s greatest public act of impropriety. “All this publicity has been incredibly helpful in pressuring Congress to take action on these high crimes and impeach these traitors. It’s a real testament to the American people that we are the nation’s highest incursion into the other branches of government.” Trump added that as the nation’s highest official and the nation’s most important event, “After all, the framers of the Constitution who wrote the Bill of Rights were, in essence, the nation’s highest incursion into the other branches of government.”

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