I Can't Believe I'm Doing This To Myself, But I Need To Make A Decent Job Of This

By Norbert McRobotface

Hey, everybody, I live in a house filled with a bunch of assholes. And not just any assholes, either, but some of the most fucking obnoxious assholes on the planet. I don't know why, but I just got married the other day, and I just got a new baby. I am not a happy, healthy person. I have a lot of problems, I’m a really lousy father, I need to fix some of my acting, and I still have that annoying habit of running my mouth off in front of everyone I meet. But the truth is, I'm really starting to wonder if I really want to make a decent living earning, like, $40,000 a year.

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