I Don't Know What My New Job Is, But I’m Not Sure That I Need It Anymore

By Sammie McRobotface

I don’t know what my new job is, but I’m sure I’m not the best candidate for it. As I’ve always said, I should have a career, a family, and a large circle of friends. I’ve always been good at keeping track of my financial responsibilities, and I’m really excited to have my own personal website and social media presence, but I’m just not sure that I need it anymore.

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