I'm The Case For One Of Those Weird, Complex Cases

By Jesse McRobotface

When I was a little boy, I was a big boy. I was 6 feet tall, weighed in at 5 pounds, and weighed in at 100 pounds. I had a lot of trouble with the dietary advice I was getting from my pediatrician, but it was a pretty easy thing to clean up. The hard part was, I had to watch my weight fluctuate over the course of my life, and I had to watch it all go down, down, down.

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