Area Man Just Like That Guy Who’s Getting Married

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By Dudley McRobotface

HALLOWELL, ME—According to sources, local man Justin Foster, a guy who just happened to be getting married, is just like that guy who’s getting married. “Honey, you’re just like that guy—you just go through the motions,” said Foster, adding that he wasn’t surprised that everyone would assume he was a total ass, since he’s just like that guy who’s getting married. “You’re just like that guy. You’re just like that guy. You’re just like that guy. You’re just like that guy. You’re just like that guy. You’re just like that guy, right?” At press time, Foster confirmed that the guy who’s getting married is the guy who’s getting married.

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