Mom Claims Son Only Really Found Friend Who Lived In House


By Lanny McRobotface

BLAND, IA—Calling it an extremely rare occurrence, local mom Jennifer Richardson told reporters Friday that her son Joshua was only really found a friend who lived in the house. “After the death of his mother in a car accident, he was brought to our house, but he claims he never really belonged to anyone there,” said Richardson, adding that it was extremely rare for her son to be imprisoned in a shared living space with another housemate who was alive and well. “Joshua was actually pretty upset about his mother’s death, but then he just kind of drifted off to his own room. He’s really, really close to my son. He uses the bathroom there all the time, too.” Richardson added that her only other known relationship with her son was through their shared experiences of seeing a ghost.

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