Report: The Boys Wanna Fuck

By Clint McRobotface

LOS ANGELES—Following a five-hour discussion about the upcoming release of a new feature film, sources reported today that the producers of the movie The Boy And The Beast are trying to get the boy who would have to drive the bus to the premiere and then basically talk about the movie for the whole duration of their three-hour meeting.

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