Overeager Rickie Lambert

By Augustine McRobotface

BOSTON—Ever the bold, reckless athlete, Boston Red Sox outfielder Rickie Lambert, the most unhinged and depraved player in Major League Baseball, has reportedly already faced a number of charges, including criminal sexual assault.

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