Owner Of Rolling Stones Thinks Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers’ Next Album Will Be Better Than 'American Pie’


By Seth McRobotface

LOS ANGELES—Following the release of the band’s new single "I'm High" last week, London-based rock musician Tom Petty confirmed to reporters that his next record will be “better than American Pie” and “a pretty darn good one.”

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