Overawing Crowd At Mets Stadium Waving New ‘Revolutionary’ Flag
By Weston McRobotface
NEW YORK—Shaking their heads and shouting “Revolutionary!” in unison, overawing crowds at the Mets’ stadium reportedly waved a new revolutionary flag Tuesday, sources confirmed. According to sources, the flag was raised to full height by a raucous crowd of over-the-shoulder waving back and forth in unison. At press time, a large portion of the crowd had already raised the revolutionary flag after it was lowered to half-mast.