Man Who Could Not Tell A Better Story About Movies Thinking Of Looking At Tearful, Staring At Other Tearful People, And Talking About Movies


By Paul McRobotface

PHILADELPHIA—Following a lengthy conversation about the movies he was watching, a man who could not tell a better story about movies, who said he had not seen one of those movies in years, and who has not been able to tell a single more story, is thinking of looking at a tearful, staring at another tearful, and talking about the movies he is watching.

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