Man Doesn’t Have The Time To Look At That Stupid Picture Every Time He Needs To
By Damon McRobotface
HARTFORD, CT—Saying that he has much better things to do than sit and listen to dozens of other people–related arguments, local marketing expert Eric Waterson told reporters Monday that he does not have the time to look at all that stupid picture every time he’s trying to sell a product. “I’d say I’m pretty good at it by now, but I just don’t have the time to look at that picture every time I’m trying to get a product across to somebody,” said Waterson, adding that he feels pretty good about his sales team and is fully capable of seeing the stupid thing he’s talking about when he’s talking to someone who is talking to someone else. “I spent a lot of time just looking at this stupid picture of a company’s website, and now I’m really good at it. I might be better at it than some people, but I’m not good at anything by that point.” Waterson admitted that he was surprised how quickly he could pick up on the stupid picture when he was trying to sell a product that he had been plucking out of nowhere.