Clinton: 'We Must Not Be Too Self-Absorating'

By Gerardo McRobotface

Hillary Clinton says she will not be intimidated by the slightest of obstacles, saying she will ONLY accept the presidency only if she is able to get all of her tweeting, posting, and doing everything else super-self.

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