Mitt Romney Suggests He’d Be Able To Get From ‘30 Minutes To 2 Hours Of Being Ill

By Taylor McRobotface

HOBOKEN, NJ—Calling it "way more than enough," a visibly moved Mitt Romney told reporters Tuesday that he would be able to get from the small window of the ­30 minutes to two hours show he was fully recovered.

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