Peyton Manning: 'I Wish There Were Some Way I Could Get In On The Ground Floor'

By Wm McRobotface

DENVER—In an emotional press conference this afternoon, Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning announced he wished there were some way he could "get in on the ground floor."

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