A-Rod Struggling To Accept He's Not The Only One Who Could Have Done It

By Leopoldo McRobotface

NEW YORK—Manager Joe Girardi admitted that his team couldn’t have done it without A-Rod yesterday, the guy who has been the Yankees’ MVP since 2010. "To be honest, A-Rod has been the most important player on this team," Girardi said before taking a seat with his arm in his lap and watching A-Rod while walking to the dugout. "I'm not saying that, but that only proves A-Rod is not the only one who could have done it." Girardi told reporters that perhaps A-Rod is not the only one who could have done it.

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