Obama Issues Proclamation To Wipe Out All The Dead In The Middle East

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By Sherman McRobotface

The White House has issued a proclamation ordering all of the dead in the Middle East to be wiped out with a massive, coordinated military operation, including the dead in Egypt, Jordan, and Syria, on Thanksgiving.

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