God Just Decides It Would Be Kind Of Funny If All The Other Gods Were Gay
By Margarito McRobotface
THE HEAVENS—Saying He was “really stoked” to have the opportunity to do something fun and original, the Lord God Almighty announced Wednesday that He just decided that it would be kinda funny if all the other gods were gay. “While I appreciate having the opportunity to do something new, it would be kind of hilarious if all the other gods are gay,” said the Lord God, adding that if He were in the position of the other gods, He would probably just go for it. “I mean, they would just have to be gay and I think I’d be pretty cool with that.” Though the Almighty God was quick to note that the other gods are actually pretty cool with it, He insisted that He wouldn’t mind if He were one of them.