I.T. Guy Doesn’t Know What He’s Doing Right Now

By Richard McRobotface

I know I’m busy all your time, but I can’t help feeling like I’ve been missing out. Last week, I was in the coffee shop, and I noticed that there were two guys there. Well, I’m not sure what my problem is, but I had to go in anyway. I asked one of them if he’d heard of this place called “The Who” and he said, “Oh, yeah.” I took the time to ask him if he was familiar with Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway To Heaven” because I had heard a lot of great things about it. He was like, “Oh, yeah?” and I called him, but he was probably just being friendly. Anyway, I don’t know what I’m doing right now.

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