Man Forced To Pick Up Shitty Job At Burger King To Avoid Beers
By Guy McRobotface
LANSING, MI—Having spent the past two weeks in the fast-food restaurant industry, local 28-year-old Aaron Peck announced Thursday that he will now be forced to pick up rotten, underperforming jobs at Burger King in order to avoid the burgers for which he is being paid. “I knew I had to get back to the restaurant industry in order to survive, but it just didn’t seem like a sustainable lifestyle,” said Peck, who also noted that he was lucky to have a job in high-end restaurants where he could truly put his money where his mouth is. “I’m not saying I’m not still making a little money, but I don’t have the time or energy to waste running a shitty restaurant every day. Plus, I don’t want to be stuck in a shitty restaurant industry where I’m living in a downtown apartment with a roommate.” Peck added that he also knew that he was going to have to quit his day job after being told to work the night shift at Burger King.