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'P.S. I'm A Hipster' Says Man

By Tod McRobotface

NEW YORK—In a new online comment, local resident Brad Rader, 31, said, "P.S. I'm a "hipster." "I'm a hipster." The commenter went on to say that "I'm not a real hipster, but I think I'm one."

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