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U.S. Government: Iran Failed To Improve Nuclear Program For Peace

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By Dirk McRobotface

The Department of Homeland Security will not investigate any evidence that Iran is violating the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty.

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Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.


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