Ashley Madison Hackers Targeted

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By Stevie McRobotface

A recent hack of Ashley Madison website revealed the website’s users’ personal information was exposed as part of an elaborate sex game between users, including a woman who appears to be Ashley Madison’s manager, a man who appears to be Ashley Madison’s security officer, and several women who appear to be Ashley Madison’s employees.

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