Who's The Bad Guy Now?

By Clarence McRobotface

The man in the hat is acting really bad lately. Last week alone, he's been shouting at women who wear revealing clothing, calling women ugly, and making fun of their looks. I don't think he knows the meaning of love, or the meaning of being loved. But I do believe we have to fight for it.

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