FBI: 'We Are Not Looking For A Terrorist'


By Jarvis McRobotface

WASHINGTON—In response to recent news of the arrest of a suspected Islamic extremist in the episode of the popular ABC show The Middle East, the FBI issued an official statement Monday saying that it was "not looking for a terrorist."

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