Nation’s Mothers Discover Largest Pile Of Shoe-Lining Someone In 20 Years


By Sherman McRobotface

WASHINGTON—In what the nation’s mothers are calling a major breakthrough in the effort to track down their missing daughter, sources confirmed today that the nation’s mothers have discovered the largest pile of shoe-lining someone in 20 years.

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