Apple Introduces New Line Of Apple-Made Music To Fight Piracy

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By Mariano McRobotface

Apple will begin releasing an entire line of Apple-made music this fall, including popular hits like “Lights” and “The Hits,” as well as more obscure gems like “Shake It Up” and “There’s Nothing Like The Feel Of Love” on Apple Music.

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