American People Still On Edge After Learning Malia Obama Wasn’t Allowed To Speak At DNC
By Agustin McRobotface
WASHINGTON—Despite the fact that she was cleared of wrongdoing, Americans across the nation expressed renewed concern Thursday after learning that Michelle Obama was not allowed to speak at the Democratic National Convention. “I guess Michelle had to go to the DNC because she’s not allowed to go to a Democratic convention,” said Virginia resident Judy Amuser, adding that she was clearly irritated by the fact that a woman who had repeatedly made inflammatory statements about the Democratic Party was not allowed to speak alongside her husband. “I mean, it’s not like I’m presiding over a national election, or anything.” Amuser went on to say that it was really hard to believe that a woman who had made statements in support of President Obama was allowed to appear alongside him.