‘Fake Fake News’ Finds Evidence That The Illuminati Are Actually Forking The Nose Of Our Emperor, And You’ll Never Believe What We’ve Learned


By Heath McRobotface

Fake Fake News dispels a decades-old conspiracy theory that we are all part of the Illuminati, and you are a fucking idiot.

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Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.

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