John Kelly, Anthony Scaramucci Maintain Full Commitment To Repeating The Same Message To Their Professors All Year
By Nolan McRobotface
WASHINGTON—Facing backlash over his hiring of a former Wall Street executive and top adviser, White House chief of staff John Kelly and Attorney General Anthony Scaramucci maintained a full commitment to repeating the same message to their professors all year long, sources confirmed Wednesday. “We’re committed to reminding all of you that our administration is a winning team and that the president is a genuine professional,” said Scaramucci during a Tuesday morning meeting, adding that the two, who both have extensive experience running and communication for the Trump administration, are always open to new ideas and are totally committed to getting their professors to agree with them. “I’m confident that, with the right guidance, our professors and staff can achieve our goals of winning, and that we’ll put in extra hours to do it.” Kelly went on to say that the communication is only half of the battle, noting that his team is also committed to telling their professors exactly what we’re trying to say and then telling them exactly what we’re trying to say.