Mom Can’t Believe Her Child Has To Set Up Home For Weekend To Watch Movies

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By Jame McRobotface

KANSAS CITY, KS—Saying she would have to make a major decision about how she was going to spend the entire weekend, local mom Christine Alston expressed fury Thursday that her son had to set up a house for the weekend. “What kind of fucking idiot would have to put up a $600,000 mansion?” said Alston, adding that she was “100 percent” confident that she would use the money to buy a high-endurance vehicle to move to the highest-priced city in the country. “I’ll have to buy an entire $800,000 home in a city where everyone knows everyone. I can’t just buy a $300,000 mansion with a pool and gym, and expect to live in it forever. That’s just ridiculous. I’m getting older and older.” Alston went on to say that she could be willing to put down the entire $600,000 deposit to buy a fully renovated $2.2 million home in the middle of nowhere.

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