Woman Almost Tears Up At Meeting Given She's Only Female

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By Graham McRobotface

CHICAGO—At a group dinner Thursday, area woman Dianne Wylie almost threw up when she overheard an interview for her new job as a sales associate at a local video store. "I must have eaten something terrible," said Wylie, whose father "wasn't even there. "I'm going to die." Wylie then tried sleeping in the living room of her friend Bonnie.

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